He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I've blown a few things in my day
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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