so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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