Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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