You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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