Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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