The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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