I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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