I'm drive I can fine osifer
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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