does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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