I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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