I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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