I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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