Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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