Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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