But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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