We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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