i just google imaged poop.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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