Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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