You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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