This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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