This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
