Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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