i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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