Operation Purity has been aborted
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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