we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
3 2 1 whiskey
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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