I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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