whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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