I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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