Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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