So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.