Are we in a gay sports bar?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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