Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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