I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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