Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Randomize
