i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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