Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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