You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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