I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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