I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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