Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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