I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The ass gains better be worth it
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