omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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