ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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