the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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