is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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