and my herpes radar will keep us safe
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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