She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Randomize
