Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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