I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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