Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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