return my video game
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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