I understand Curling. That high.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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