My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize