so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Damn victory sex feels great
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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