then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies