This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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